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I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as...
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans....
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Rejoice not at thine enemy’s fall – but don’t rush to pick him up...
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
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Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he...
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The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We...
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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
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Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.