Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #12380
I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.
Quote #360
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
Quote #9699
America – a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in...
Quote #5060
O, I am slain!
Quote #34751
Marriage. It’s a hard term to define. Especially for me–I’ve ducked it like root...
Quote #2693
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
Quote #25331
Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #34632
I say, thou mad March hare.