Quote #24783
Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #22427
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #2533
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...
Quote #30303
It is as hard to take success as it is failure.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #15088
Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as...
Quote #255
You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.
Quote #3572
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...