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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Hatred of enemies is easier and more intense than love of friends. But from...
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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Let us make hay while the sun shines.
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Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade...
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It is not always by plugging away at a difficulty and sticking at it...
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
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Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #21443
Science may have found a cure for most evils but it has found no...