Quote #19249
You can’t deny laughter when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair...
Quote #462
Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.
Quote #11655
There are laws for everything except the harm families do.
Quote #29227
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace.
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #22658
Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie.
Quote #8768
Meet the sunrise with confidence.
Quote #28491
Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
Quote #33483
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...