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If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what...
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We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying...
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest...
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Life is simply the pursuit of something worth dying for.
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The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown,...