Quote #2894
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
Quote #25162
It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
Quote #6527
Think what you do when you run into debt; you give another power over...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #2205
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #26447
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the...
Quote #28369
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #28151
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
Quote #18726
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it...