Quote #8838
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #5872
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
Quote #19325
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Quote #13145
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.
Quote #20990
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
Quote #33659
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Quote #31083
The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows...
Quote #28149
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...