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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand...
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Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his...
Quote #3386
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
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May you live every day of your life.
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When I’m working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only...
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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.
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There is so much good in the worst of us, an so much bad...
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Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses… The whole country did take...
Quote #18875
He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers...