Quote #1150
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #9517
But pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any...
Quote #107
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #13665
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live...
Quote #20352
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
Quote #1239
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Quote #20423
Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #6482
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...