Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Quote #24670
Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
Quote #34352
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world...
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #1264
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #33867
There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.
Quote #26572
I have enjoyed greatly the second bloomingsuddenly you find – at the age of...
Quote #30892
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #10026
It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy...
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.