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You can only flap your arms so much before gravity catches up to you.
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There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...
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It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
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A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the...
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Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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There are two classes of poets – the poets by education and practice, these...
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values...
Quote #2072
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.