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The Creator gave man two ears and one mouth;there is a reason why He...
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People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But...
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely...
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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
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A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you...