Quote #2512
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #13401
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.
Quote #16509
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of...
Quote #22908
While we are free to choose our actions, we are not free to choose...
Quote #24073
If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
Quote #30649
You are amazing. You are a shooting star. I will follow you forever no...
Quote #8863
You have to be careful who you let define your good.
Quote #23444
He has the deed half done who has made a beginning.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...