Quote #367
Her only flair is in her nostrils.
Quote #32186
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #27089
The rights of one are as sacred as the rights of a million.
Quote #369
Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.
Quote #15618
Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way.
Quote #18978
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time...
Quote #16985
Don’t waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty...
Quote #25113
Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life.
Quote #30456
For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...