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If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
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Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
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Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #10511
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
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Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of...
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #21827
When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...
Quote #18124
The gates of Hell are open night and day Smooth the descent, and easy...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.