Quote #7103
There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive.
Quote #18145
Happy is he who can give himself up.
Quote #17358
Nothing is more terrible than ignorance in action.
Quote #33100
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
Quote #28936
Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #8567
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
Quote #4835
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Quote #22588
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...