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Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.
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A graceful and honorable old age is the childhood of immortality.
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The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the...
Quote #27704
It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
Quote #10902
“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots,...
Quote #3566
All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use...
Quote #17124
A man convinced of his own merit will accept misfortune as an honor, for...
Quote #13128
Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.
Quote #25664
But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save...
Quote #31858
Lord, how the day passes It’s like a life–so quickly when we don’t watch...