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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #20982
Speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate, and give thy...
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Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton. Samir You know...
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The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Quote #3260
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.