Quote #30022
It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another it is one...
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #24618
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #30790
If you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em.
Quote #11651
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the...
Quote #16565
A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.
Quote #5865
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you...
Quote #29856
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share...
Quote #33476
Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They’re icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese...