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The journey is the reward.
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Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying...
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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
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The best love affairs are those we never had.
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The only time to buy these is on a day with no ‘y’ in...
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Some Americans need hyphens in their names because only part of them has come...
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The ballot is stronger than bullets.
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The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.