Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Quote #8293
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out...
Quote #23463
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Quote #18138
I don’t know why it is we are in such a hurry to get...
Quote #16960
We are shut up in schools and college recitation rooms for ten or fifteen...
Quote #1836
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes,...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #19480
If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.
Quote #13814
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.