Quote #3293
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #33508
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around...
Quote #15225
Make yourself an honest man, and then you may be sure that there is...
Quote #15937
It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that...
Quote #25990
That’s it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.
Quote #25999
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
Quote #3005
A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with...
Quote #8337
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Quote #1117
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?...
Quote #564
I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.