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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
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Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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I muse with the greatest affection on every flower I have known from my...
Quote #14585
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Quote #27054
When the silent majority opens its mouth it is usually to yawn.
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You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you...
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I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
Quote #29915
Negative thinking is always expensive–dragging us down mentally, emotionally, and physically–hence I refer to...
Quote #22038
A city is a place where there is no need to wait for next...