Quote #33253
The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.
Quote #33552
Your theory is crazy, but it’s not crazy enough to be true.
Quote #6039
Make your life a mission – not an intermission.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #7084
Unjust dominion cannot be eternal.
Quote #31028
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous...
Quote #10924
Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless...
Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
Quote #28422
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #14788
The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of...