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Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child,...
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Who is wise He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful He that governs...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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He was guilty of nothing, except that he earned his own fortune and never...
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The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and...
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When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous–a man who brutalizes people. But...
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who...
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Speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee.
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It is one of the beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely...
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Nice guys finish last.