Quote #925
All Bibles are man-made.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #23334
This administration is totally colorblind.
Quote #3686
My teen angst has a body count.
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #20750
The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage...
Quote #8541
A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know...
Quote #27874
On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits. Let not the fruits...
Quote #2023
The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when...