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The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...
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Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They...
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressad...
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In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what...
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By and large, I seem to have made more mistakes than any others of...
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Convictions are more dangerous enemies of the truth than lies.
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If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...