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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Grace under pressure.
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
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Woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.
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When you talk, you repeat what you already know when you listen, you often...
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I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....
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Two roads diverged in a wood and I — I took the one less...
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A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you;...
Quote #21454
The highest result of education is tolerance.