Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #5721
The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you...
Quote #15597
A mother is not a person to lean on but person to make leaning...
Quote #14663
Nothing is less sincere than our mode of asking and giving advice. He who...
Quote #21868
Every man plays the fool once in his lif marry is playing the fool...
Quote #14790
I have always recognized that the object of business is to make money in...
Quote #21546
Life is too short for a long story.
Quote #28484
Senator, I am one of them. You do not seem to understand who I...
Quote #8826
If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being.