Quote #10440
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new...
Quote #15024
The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good...
Quote #20027
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #22496
I brought myself down. I impeached myself by resigning.
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For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make...
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #26371
Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
Quote #1613
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.