Quote #27578
It is occasionally possible to charge hell with a bucket of water, but against...
Quote #25923
An actor’s a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him ain’t listening.
Quote #8368
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Quote #27603
What we call happiness in the strictest sense comes from the (preferably sudden) satisfaction...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #14880
Upon the subject of education, not presuming to dictate any plan or system respecting...
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #25086
Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
Quote #12269
If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
Quote #3777
Education is the best provision for old age.