Quote #34065
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #10906
Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
Quote #17636
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #34176
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...
Quote #12543
Give up your relentless moralizing, the continual pinpricks which pierce the skin of your...
Quote #14506
Spare no expense to save money on this one.
Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #24856
The worst thing that can be said of the most powerful is that they...
Quote #22461
Laws, like the spider’s webs, catch the flies and let the hawk go free.