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It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, — a mere heart...
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This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for...
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Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
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The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get...
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I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...