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The difference between a rich man and a poor man is this — the...
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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And, therefore, indifference is always the friend of the enemy, for it benefits the...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...
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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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I have always found that angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as...
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I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.
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One swallow does not make a summer.
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The acquisition of knowledge is the mission of research, the transmission of knowledge is...