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Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty...
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Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
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Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I...
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On a good day, I view the job of president as directing an orchestra....
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
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I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number...
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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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The story of my boyhood and that of my brothers is important only because...