Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #4518
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Quote #12297
Do not fear mistakes, there are none.
Quote #19842
Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be...
Quote #3305
All American cars are basically Chevrolets.
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Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
Quote #26094
To serve is beautiful, but only if it is done with joy and a...
Quote #14458
There is a way in which the collective knowledge of mankind expresses itself, for...
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...