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I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul.
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Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
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If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other...
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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People seldom see the halting and painful steps by which the most insignificant success...
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore, it is the poets that preserve the languages;...
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The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
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If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh...