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The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience by which you really stop...
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Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others...
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Success seems to be connected with action. Successful men keep moving. They make mistakes,...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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All living souls welcome whatsoever they are ready to cope with all else they...
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A firm faith in the universal providence of God is the solution of all...