Quote #6172
Things could always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in...
Quote #28168
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #5063
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #21012
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Quote #750
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and...
Quote #27843
It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly...
Quote #6544
Jenny replied to this with a bitterness which might have surprized a judicious person,...
Quote #32319
Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.