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What used to be called liberal is now called radical, what used to be...
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel...
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
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Alas, poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
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Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your...
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I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives....
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When one ceases from conflict, whether because he has won, because he has lost,...