Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #29108
The more things change, the more they are the same.
Quote #16851
A man is related to all nature.
Quote #19033
Blade You better wake up. The world you live in is nothing but a...
Quote #14563
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
Quote #8838
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...
Quote #11336
Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #9235
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...