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It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...
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The word “happiness” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
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An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard only...
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Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe...
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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.