Quote #2512
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Quote #22457
Don’t offer me advice give me money.
Quote #3435
Drink to me.
Quote #31401
Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and...
Quote #26830
There never was night that had no morn.
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #26966
As A general rule, people marry most hapily with their own kind. The trouble...
Quote #1497
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only...
Quote #3911
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed...
Quote #4660
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death...