Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #2446
There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
Quote #20090
We know the worth of a thing when we have lost it.
Quote #8086
He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because...
Quote #34698
I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #26678
There is no calamity which a great nation can invite which equals that which...
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #24286
Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen.