Quote #18735
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
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In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is...
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #23872
Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather’s house we go The horse...
Quote #3468
Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
Quote #8997
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Quote #14502
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #28786
Every day that you attempt to see things as they are in truth Is...
Quote #19010
The man who dies rich dies disgraced.
Quote #25670
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.