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It is better to be high-spirited even though one makes more mistakes, than to...
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Tongue – a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line...
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Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
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I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...
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If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
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Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
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You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself,...
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Spalding Smails This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You’re probably...