Quote #30016
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #12021
You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #18264
If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my...
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #21417
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted...
Quote #4068
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that...
Quote #24122
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
Quote #2630
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.