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I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation...
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A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
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Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time...
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It?s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.
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It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to...
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.
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Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct they are matters of education, and...
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When nothing is sure, everything is possible.
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.
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Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way.