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Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
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My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
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What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It...
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful...
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That...
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
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The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age...